Crong

Crong, sometimes stylized as C R O N G (also known as crow, curoa, kongreegle, crongreegle, kangaroo, evil Kamina, gay Kamina, or Real Life Good Quality Dead Kamina) is an unnaturally occurring phenomenon where someone's about to die/Die and you really, really wanna panic but instead just go, "meh". Gets frequently shipped with Isotope and Crapeline, as all three are magitek users with emo bangs.

Every Crong/Isotope/Crapeline screams at a different frequency of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, similarly to Jonathan.

It is theorized that Crong, along with Magnum Opus, ))))))))gggg, and Chavez Syndrome make up some type of Strange Quartet of Strange Feelings.

Frequently asked deleted wikipedia pages included:

"CHARIO...but WITHOUT the T!"

"what is crong made of and why is dazai a real person now"

"why do cars come from"

"huh"

"ZA GUIRUDO"

History
Much like Weird Boy and 80, Crong only plays a role due to appearing in a dream (6/22/17).